kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious)

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*hears about ios 8 coming out tomorrow*

*looks forward to being fake with a brand new set of emojis*

Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.
Anonymous

black--lamb:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!

OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

(Source: 0d2)

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

image

stroggenough:

wtfantisjws:

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

I understand your point, but almost all men already do feel this way about their bodies and hardly any women do

-Stephen

*cough*bullshit*cough*

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/jan/06/body-image-concerns-men-more-than-women

(Source: shesbombb)

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

(Source: loopholes)

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